| all of this racer. If you doubt that you will never | | | | The drivers are not the only ones who act like |
| apparently initiated in New York during peak hours. | | | | lunatics. Anyone who has walked on the motion, |
| Look closely at the driver of that Japanese luxury | | | | or in Manhattantickets can attest to the fact that |
| car. It is just as miffed as you the racer is on | | | | the craziest of all people is not a "checkered |
| disk, not fifty-five miles per hour when the | | | | Cabbus-Weavus"; that honor belongs to the |
| speedometer on the car clearly reads one | | | | Al-Pedestrius suit-yerbutt ", a terrible New York |
| hundred and fifty. Why can not we drive it at | | | | pedestrian. |
| that speed if the car can come close to it. Man, | | | | No other form of life on the planet, capable of |
| just look at him fiddling with a protuberance | | | | looking in his eyes wandering in a tractor-trailer |
| pretending to be the settings for the radio station. | | | | driver, and then activates nonchalantly toward his |
| We racers know what he actually does at the | | | | serpentine behemoth. If you have never seen |
| present time, the frequency of his imaginary laser | | | | eighteen thousand pounds of truck with all the |
| beam removal of the road system. Do you know | | | | wheels locked up you do not know what you |
| about them, but make little bomb sounds as we | | | | missed. In puff blue smoke at a distance of one |
| pretend we destroy our enemies on the drive | | | | warning about the presence of Al-Pedestrius |
| home. | | | | Su-yerbutt ". |
| If you really want to annoy him to honk your | | | | Despite the fact that the driver of the truck |
| horn, tailgate him for a few seconds, then cut in | | | | vibrations uncontrollably, trying to bring his |
| front of him. When it reaches its boiling point, slam | | | | heartbeat back under the three hundred mark ", |
| the brakes on your drive, and slower than you | | | | Pedestrius Al-Su-yerbutt" flashes an ear to ear |
| had it happen before. then apply your brakes the | | | | grin. And why would not they, they just looked |
| drive, and slower than you were going to cut it. | | | | and the fear of death in the face, and walked |
| His typical response will be one of anger, anger | | | | outside unharmed. Others may only look in |
| borne of pent-up frustration to live in a world of | | | | amazement, the children will point in their direction |
| high technology and the law on low-tech | | | | with wonder and awe. They are at the moment, |
| existence. Our driver will always be a knife on the | | | | as they idolized beauty of fifteen seconds worth |
| gas pedal, and the deviation from the band in an | | | | of their fifteen minutes of fame. They will be in |
| attempt to convey to you. You, in turn, speed, | | | | the languages of all those who saw their gutsy |
| knowing that his intention was to block the | | | | moves, |
| passage of you at the earliest opportunity, and | | | | "Holy cripes, did you see that?" |
| then check the brakes just because you receive | | | | I'm glad I race motorcycles and I am very glad I |
| a message. | | | | have a family of people who know and think and |
| And so it is a high-speed game of "chicken" | | | | feel exactly as I have ... We are fortunate to be a |
| unfolds on every road and gracefully move to | | | | real racer, and our output. |
| within two road-warriors to wage scene. I | | | | Before we forget that this is Moto-cross story, |
| participated in more than a few such duels, | | | | let me get to the heart of the matter. This is just |
| though recently I have chosen as an observer to | | | | how we like off-road riders and racers should be |
| someone else's road rage. This emotionally | | | | thankful. Unlike road rager and Al-Pedestrius |
| charged ego-deactivate can be very dangerous | | | | suit-yerbutt ", we do not have to drive our cars |
| for anyone near the scene. | | | | at a hundred and twenty miles per hour, while we |
| Society says we should be penalized for violation | | | | should not tempt fate by stepping in front of the |
| of their right to a maximum speed of fifty-five | | | | speed of the trucks just to feel that surge of |
| miles per hour (in New York, at least). Most | | | | adrenaline. Thank God, we are real racers ... I do. |
| racers will try to leave the same as we can, as | | | | We are not so fortunate, as the people who live |
| well as on the track and usually have the skills to | | | | in these two examples, not racers. |
| pull it. The typical driver lacks all the necessary | | | | We are normal, we can take our frustration at |
| skills and courage to pursue them, and so after | | | | the machines, which were intended for the |
| one or two hundred dollars more than the speed | | | | healers of our pressures and frustrations. We |
| of the tickets, tickets the potential racer in the | | | | Moto-cross and the woods to keep us sane. How |
| thirst for life, usually briefly, flatter than | | | | fortunate we really are. I'm glad I race |
| Spongebob in the desert of Arizona. They return | | | | motorcycles and I am very glad I have a family |
| home, as a rule, more frustration, angrier, and the | | | | of people who know and think and feel exactly as |
| two bills, poorer. I'm glad I race motorcycles and I | | | | I have ... I was fortunate to be among real racers. |
| am very glad I have a family of people who | | | | So when you next secret witnesses to any of |
| know and think and feel exactly as I have ... We | | | | the above-mentioned dramas, you know ... people |
| are fortunate to be a real racer. | | | | mad, and all of this racer. |