Manly and Unmanly Sports - Activities Real Men Enjoy

There had to be a rock, bone or stick throwingSo as part of the extensive scientific research for
contest near a cave that sparked the foray intothis Manly Musing, I decided to ask my 13 year-old
Sports and sports rules for Ancient Man. And menson which sports he thought were Manly and
have been working on how they can be Alphawhich ones weren't. We agreed on Rugby,
Males in some physical, mental or combinedFootball and Boxing pretty much right away. Then
discipline ever since.the Man-Boy asked, "How about cheer leading
Sports and games usually have one goal -- todad?" At this point, I took the opportunity to
declare a winner and to let participants defendremind him of some of the basic Manly principles
their title. Regardless of whether it involves-- Real Men are attracted to women and Real
individual or team competition, a winner must beMen usually like doing stuff that gets them
eventually declared. Even in the world's mostsweaty which can result in staying in shape. And
popular ball sport, where ties are quite common,then I let him answer his own question. You
soccer/futbol ultimately crowns a winner -- evenguessed it, he concluded that guys cheer leading
if it requires such a barbaric showdown called thequalified as Manly -- and on many dimensions.
'shootout'.This precious moment of Mentoring in the Man
So, what sports are Manly and which ones areCave almost brought a tear to my eye, but I
way in the opposite direction? When consideringquickly shook off that UnManly emotional
the entire spectrum of the sports world,response. Instead, I complimented him on his wise
Tiddlywinks and Pigeon Racing have to rank highreasoning and gave him a high five.
on the Wimpy Scale. For some reason, theBy all accounts, helping my son hone his Manly
thought of Team Gatorade high five-ing overinstincts and determine the Manliness of
successfully defending their World Pigeon Racingcheerleading on his own was a modern result of
Championship just doesn't get my heart rate up.real reasoning by a Real Man. And it was certainly
However, watching a Real Dude doing somethingbetter than calling him a Neanderthal and smacking
super-physical like sky surfing, moto-cross racinghim upside the head with a rock, bone or stick.
or wingsuit flying gets the blood pumping of mostHey -- I think I have another ManSport idea...
Manly Men in (literally) a heart beat.